DownTheHatch
04-10-2003, 08:02 PM
I was browsing through my latest issue of super street, turning pages, looking at pictures, I got to a certain page, 111 and stopped.
At first, I thought it might be an April Fools joke so I checked the front of the mag, no this was May. Now I have no choice but to laugh hystarically as I see that this "Stunna" white man is drawing ladies to his Honda Civic now because it has a pink bra! I always thought LeBra's are silly, they look nasty and don't offer much support, but now I see that they are thuper thilly! Just when you thought colored vinyl couldn't get any gaudier.
Watch as girls pop out from their tater patches and flock to your car as you drive your Civic to a remote highway at dusk. No mans car is considered a competitor without a pink bra.
It just so happens I have my checklist that I stole from the last HIN judges table.
- Chrome Things -
Items:
Wheels - 2 Points
Double Wipers - 5 Points
Thats 7 so far not too bad, moving on....
- Aerodynamic Enhancements -
Items:
Sideskirts - 5 points
Rear Lip - 3 points
Pink Bra - 15 points
Double Deck Rear Spoiler - 6 points
- Stickers and Emblems -
Items:
Windsheild Banner - 4 points
Side Vinyl - 6 points
Blue H Emblem - 3 points
- Performance -
Items:
Turbo Kit - 20 points
- Interior -
Items:
Gauge Pillar - 2 points
Fire Extinguisher - 5 points
- Other -
Black Headlights - 3 points
72 points is definately good enough to win mild,oh, too bad that turbo puts him into the wild category, shucks, maybe next year.
Enjoy. Notice the cool turbo gauge they squeezed into the top right corner, god I love that part.
At first, I thought it might be an April Fools joke so I checked the front of the mag, no this was May. Now I have no choice but to laugh hystarically as I see that this "Stunna" white man is drawing ladies to his Honda Civic now because it has a pink bra! I always thought LeBra's are silly, they look nasty and don't offer much support, but now I see that they are thuper thilly! Just when you thought colored vinyl couldn't get any gaudier.
Watch as girls pop out from their tater patches and flock to your car as you drive your Civic to a remote highway at dusk. No mans car is considered a competitor without a pink bra.
It just so happens I have my checklist that I stole from the last HIN judges table.
- Chrome Things -
Items:
Wheels - 2 Points
Double Wipers - 5 Points
Thats 7 so far not too bad, moving on....
- Aerodynamic Enhancements -
Items:
Sideskirts - 5 points
Rear Lip - 3 points
Pink Bra - 15 points
Double Deck Rear Spoiler - 6 points
- Stickers and Emblems -
Items:
Windsheild Banner - 4 points
Side Vinyl - 6 points
Blue H Emblem - 3 points
- Performance -
Items:
Turbo Kit - 20 points
- Interior -
Items:
Gauge Pillar - 2 points
Fire Extinguisher - 5 points
- Other -
Black Headlights - 3 points
72 points is definately good enough to win mild,oh, too bad that turbo puts him into the wild category, shucks, maybe next year.
Enjoy. Notice the cool turbo gauge they squeezed into the top right corner, god I love that part.