Quote Of The Day

[SpeedRacer]

"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, th best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is chinese, and Germany dosen't want to go to way."

-Charle Barkley

[DownTheHatch]

Thats an awesome quote.

[SubliminalSi]

This is how i heard it.."You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

and here are some other good ones..

Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good!

Procrastination is like masturbation; its all good until you realize you're just fucking yourself.(my fav.):D

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy ideal.

[ShowstoppersUSA]

HAHA! Good stuff Iman!


Rocky
Showstoppers USA

[HondaMan]

Check my sig for my favorite quote right now, plus it fits this thread/quote. :)

BTW, I think SubliminalSi has the right version of that quote.

[IceD out N CALI]

funny quotes, keep em commin

[TrippZ]

Originally posted by SubliminalSi
This is how i heard it.."You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

and here are some other good ones..

Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good!

Procrastination is like masturbation; its all good until you realize you're just fucking yourself.(my fav.):D

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy ideal.

just thought I'd piss you off rob by saying i know where you got that from, you goddamn thief. i should castrate you and make man-soup from your balls.

[SubliminalSi]

WTF? i never said i came up with them!

[paralysis]

Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics.
Even if you win you're still retarded.

I don't like it when people argue on the internet (like in some threads)

This is meant to be funny and not intended to offend anyone,
I have just always liked it.

[jaydub]

I don't believe for a second that Charles Barkley could come up with something that witty, and that being said, I believe Chris Rock was the one who said it first.

[AznPower]

racecar spelled backwards is RACECAR

[ssvr6]

My quote of the day:

"Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out."

;)


Steve

[paralysis]

quote from AznPower
(racecar spelled backwards is RACECAR)

Ok, I have one like that, but you need to put a little
thought into it.

Strap-On spelled backwards is No-Parts

[SiR Medic]

Well, just read my sig for one of my favorite quotes!

Just today I heard someone use the phrase:

"Caught between the dog and the fire-hydrant.":D