jerrymouas
09-14-2010, 02:40 PM
i found this on some site that other people had made up.... So tell us what category your in? lol:mbiggrin:
Wheelwhorre - The wheelwhorre gets easily bored of his wheels, therefore he changes wheels like a wh**e changes sex partners. Do not trust the wheelwh**e when he says he has finally settled on a particular set of wheels; he will be on to the next one within a month.
Cruiser - The cruiser is often seen with one arm out the window and obeying the speed limit. Cruising allows him time to check out the scenery and the babes while getting good gas mileage. He favors the quote, "I see them lookin\', so I whip it slow."
Rice Rocketeer - With his full bodykit, oversized spoiler wing, and deafening muffler, the rice rocketeer\'s ride is often mistaken for a spaceship. He enjoys tuna sandwiches, and lives life a quarter mile at a time. For some reason, this type of person is usually a dark hair, dark tan male that speaks mexican.
Drifter - The drifter lives by the motto "You are not in control until you are out of control." Whether at the track, on the streets, or in a mountain touge, he loves burning rubber and putting the e-brake to good use. Usually has lots of money to keep up with the drifting sport. i.e tire changes often, new body work often, can afford to actually build his car to drift specs.
Drifter-Wannabee - This drifter works and gets only close to minimum wage pay, usually drives a really old 240sx or RX-7. His car is usually down due to major breakage due to him drifting with an almost stock 240sx or RX-7, i.e. stock suspension bushings, but calls himself a drifter because he owns a car that has a drifting history. This drifter can barely if not at all afford to build an actual drift spec car nor maintain one.
Sleeper - Do not be fooled by the sleeper\'s stock appearance, his ride is built for speed. He lives by the motto, "Speak softly but carry a big snail." He enjoys seeing the shocked look on the faces of fools who thought they were racing a bone stock car.
Speeddemon - The speeddemon believes speed limits are merely suggestions. He has places to go, and he has to get there fast, so move out the way! He is usually the street racer who goes onto shoulders to prove what an idiot they are when racing on the streets. This speeddemon usually over-estimates the braking capabilities of his car. The speeddemon loves races that tests top end power, i.e races that go up to or past 140mph.
JDMslut - The JDMslut prides himself on overnighting all his parts from Japan. If it\'s not from the land of the rising sun, its not going anywhere near the JDMslut\'s ride. The JDMslut believes that everyone in America is driving on the wrong side of the road. Anything to do with replica is considered a sin or taboo for this JDMslut.
Replicator - The replicator favors the quote, "Fake it til you make it." He saves hundreds of dollars by getting replica parts that look just as good as authentic parts (atleast from far away). EBAY is his favorite place to shop. The replicator is always at a 50/50 chance of the replicated items durability and quality when he buys it. But if it saves him more than 1/2 the cost of the real thing, its the perfect gamble.
Slammer - The slammer\'s main concern in life is getting rid of any and all wheel gap. He dislikes heights and wants his ride to be as close to the ground as possible. Speedbumps are a slammer\'s worst enemy. Slammers go through many coilover\'s within a short time. His car usually has major scuffing on the bottom of all his underbody parts and body kits, and usually has killer offsets.
Trackstar - This trackstar can either be a budget builder or an all out out of budget builder depending on what league he is most interested in or can afford. The trackstar is usually part of a team and usually owns his own shop. There are mild trackstars that have street cars that perform well at a given race track because they are somewhat if not all familiar with the right formula of building a good track car and drive it correctly. Then their are wild trackstars who have unbelievable amount of resources to win some if not most tracking competitions.
Entertainer - The entertainer\'s ride is like a nightclub on wheels. People will roll down their windows to hear the clean crisp quality of his music and tailgate him to get a glimpse of the movie playing in his headrest. The entertainers car is usually equipped with the latest and best technology for the interior, i.e. navigation, subs, stereos, decks, DVD players, neons, etc.
Luxor - This individual loves smooth big engines, and loves smooth riding cars that have an upscale badge to it, no matter how old or new, if it has an upscale make\'s badge on it the Luxor will hop on it. Sometimes they don\'t realize that they are going much faster than the speed limit because their car makes them feel as though they are going slow.
The Paul Walke - The Paul Walker usually says "Dude, I almost had you!" or "I would have won if you didn\'t cheat!" if he loses a race. Usually gets in trouble with the law and is easily recognizable by the law. He is a skilled street racer with lots of pride and usually the type to risk it all. Every race is a race to the finish, no matter the consequences.
Wheelwhorre - The wheelwhorre gets easily bored of his wheels, therefore he changes wheels like a wh**e changes sex partners. Do not trust the wheelwh**e when he says he has finally settled on a particular set of wheels; he will be on to the next one within a month.
Cruiser - The cruiser is often seen with one arm out the window and obeying the speed limit. Cruising allows him time to check out the scenery and the babes while getting good gas mileage. He favors the quote, "I see them lookin\', so I whip it slow."
Rice Rocketeer - With his full bodykit, oversized spoiler wing, and deafening muffler, the rice rocketeer\'s ride is often mistaken for a spaceship. He enjoys tuna sandwiches, and lives life a quarter mile at a time. For some reason, this type of person is usually a dark hair, dark tan male that speaks mexican.
Drifter - The drifter lives by the motto "You are not in control until you are out of control." Whether at the track, on the streets, or in a mountain touge, he loves burning rubber and putting the e-brake to good use. Usually has lots of money to keep up with the drifting sport. i.e tire changes often, new body work often, can afford to actually build his car to drift specs.
Drifter-Wannabee - This drifter works and gets only close to minimum wage pay, usually drives a really old 240sx or RX-7. His car is usually down due to major breakage due to him drifting with an almost stock 240sx or RX-7, i.e. stock suspension bushings, but calls himself a drifter because he owns a car that has a drifting history. This drifter can barely if not at all afford to build an actual drift spec car nor maintain one.
Sleeper - Do not be fooled by the sleeper\'s stock appearance, his ride is built for speed. He lives by the motto, "Speak softly but carry a big snail." He enjoys seeing the shocked look on the faces of fools who thought they were racing a bone stock car.
Speeddemon - The speeddemon believes speed limits are merely suggestions. He has places to go, and he has to get there fast, so move out the way! He is usually the street racer who goes onto shoulders to prove what an idiot they are when racing on the streets. This speeddemon usually over-estimates the braking capabilities of his car. The speeddemon loves races that tests top end power, i.e races that go up to or past 140mph.
JDMslut - The JDMslut prides himself on overnighting all his parts from Japan. If it\'s not from the land of the rising sun, its not going anywhere near the JDMslut\'s ride. The JDMslut believes that everyone in America is driving on the wrong side of the road. Anything to do with replica is considered a sin or taboo for this JDMslut.
Replicator - The replicator favors the quote, "Fake it til you make it." He saves hundreds of dollars by getting replica parts that look just as good as authentic parts (atleast from far away). EBAY is his favorite place to shop. The replicator is always at a 50/50 chance of the replicated items durability and quality when he buys it. But if it saves him more than 1/2 the cost of the real thing, its the perfect gamble.
Slammer - The slammer\'s main concern in life is getting rid of any and all wheel gap. He dislikes heights and wants his ride to be as close to the ground as possible. Speedbumps are a slammer\'s worst enemy. Slammers go through many coilover\'s within a short time. His car usually has major scuffing on the bottom of all his underbody parts and body kits, and usually has killer offsets.
Trackstar - This trackstar can either be a budget builder or an all out out of budget builder depending on what league he is most interested in or can afford. The trackstar is usually part of a team and usually owns his own shop. There are mild trackstars that have street cars that perform well at a given race track because they are somewhat if not all familiar with the right formula of building a good track car and drive it correctly. Then their are wild trackstars who have unbelievable amount of resources to win some if not most tracking competitions.
Entertainer - The entertainer\'s ride is like a nightclub on wheels. People will roll down their windows to hear the clean crisp quality of his music and tailgate him to get a glimpse of the movie playing in his headrest. The entertainers car is usually equipped with the latest and best technology for the interior, i.e. navigation, subs, stereos, decks, DVD players, neons, etc.
Luxor - This individual loves smooth big engines, and loves smooth riding cars that have an upscale badge to it, no matter how old or new, if it has an upscale make\'s badge on it the Luxor will hop on it. Sometimes they don\'t realize that they are going much faster than the speed limit because their car makes them feel as though they are going slow.
The Paul Walke - The Paul Walker usually says "Dude, I almost had you!" or "I would have won if you didn\'t cheat!" if he loses a race. Usually gets in trouble with the law and is easily recognizable by the law. He is a skilled street racer with lots of pride and usually the type to risk it all. Every race is a race to the finish, no matter the consequences.