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sirux
10-13-2010, 07:00 AM
I love this car, besides the fuel economy mishap.
I will never be able to find the lip kit for this car and have it painted red..
I'd love to lower it next spring.. with newer springs.. :p
and add some 17" rims.. black with red lip.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vqguXkevL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7125/dscf5926.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3497/dscf5927.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1253/dscf5928.jpg
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3129/dscf5929.jpg


I'ma buy a AEM cold air intake and some kind of exhaust that ain't too loud..

Met up with the EX-GF yesterday and she told me her bfs 2005 civic is nicer..

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8259/415525116441371944n.jpg

I just want to piss her right off and make my car look better.
Then have sex with her sister.

Any insight or help would be great.

Any parts for my car is hard as hell to obtain as I'm in New Brunswick, Canada

Whatcha think?
tru3aznplayaz
10-13-2010, 08:17 AM
skip hooking up the car and have sex with the sister..that will do it..
EP3 Dream
10-13-2010, 08:33 AM
skip hooking up the car and have sex with the sister..that will do it..

x2 most girls could care less about cars, she was just saying that you piss u off. wanna piss her off? screw the sis lol
RHCP0801
10-13-2010, 08:36 AM
lmao i laughed my ass off at the sister part, but those rims with a nice drop and a lipkit would look great
POOPTOOTH
10-13-2010, 08:38 AM
Your ex girlfriends new bf looks like a tool and his civic is absolutely heinous... Be happy you don't drive that turd, and move on.


...and still bang the sister.
k20si02
10-13-2010, 08:44 AM
to really make her mad have sex with her sister on her bed and then leave your "calling card" on her pillow. if that doesnt piss her off i dont know what will
4lugSLUG
10-13-2010, 08:49 AM
skip hooking up the car and have sex with the sister..that will do it..

and mom if you can pull that off
tlikethedrink
10-13-2010, 09:05 AM
and mom if you can pull that off

hahaha
jed_averill
10-13-2010, 09:31 AM
Threesome with mom. Have it video taped.

BTW that civic looks ridiculous.
j0000stin
10-13-2010, 10:27 AM
get the rims in 16's i always thought 17's were too big.

get coilovers it can and does lowers your car more, handles better, easier to install(imo), adjust dampening
ohdamngetit
10-13-2010, 10:43 AM
This thread is gold ROFL hahaha

I'm with everyone else, bang the sister lol
MBaG
10-13-2010, 12:18 PM
pics of sister, or she doesnt exist?
Ronnie
10-13-2010, 01:08 PM
Mom FTW
Garrett
10-13-2010, 01:36 PM
pics of sister, or she doesnt exist?

Hahahahah x2
EP3 Dream
10-13-2010, 02:24 PM
you should bang the sister, then bang that ex, then let her know you had sex with her sis recently. so in a way, she just fucked her sis xD
until240
10-13-2010, 02:26 PM
bang the ex's dog. that'll show her who's boss.
jed_averill
10-13-2010, 02:58 PM
you should bang the sister, then bang that ex, then let her know you had sex with her sis recently. so in a way, she just fucked her sis xD

homo. But no homo.
Strife
10-13-2010, 03:05 PM
Want good advice? Stop seeing and talking to your ex. Stop caring about her new bf too. You modding your car wont bring her back and if it does, she's a stupid whore.
mrpotatohead
10-13-2010, 04:43 PM
Want good advice? Stop seeing and talking to your ex. Stop caring about her new bf too. You modding your car wont bring her back and if it does, she's a stupid whore.

And if she does then bang her sister in your car. then the ex and let her see her sisters panties hanging from the rear view mirror. post pics of the act on her bf facebook page. then send her mom flowers lol. this is too funny. as for your car, a nice drop would be great and the wheels would sit nicely. i prefer 17's but to each his own. keep searching the hell out of the internet for the lip kit man. i searched for a looooooooong time and it finally paid off. i like the red by the way, don't see it too often. good luck bro! (make sure you keep the panties as a momento)
04EP3Hatch
10-13-2010, 09:14 PM
mom and sister at the same time or both within a 24hour period = epic. if you get real kinky throw dad in there for a little reach around.. no? ahh alright. nice milano! clean that bitch up man. get some meguiars m105 and some menzerna ro85 and porter cable 7424 should be your first mod to her
Calvinep3
10-13-2010, 09:48 PM
you have an si..that all that needs to be said compared to that guys turd.

as for the sister and the mom...haha just do it!
lol
trippy
10-13-2010, 10:18 PM
just bang both them *female dogs* =D
ShadowEP3
10-13-2010, 10:35 PM
Strife nailed it.








..with the exception of leaving out bang the sister
T_Virus
10-14-2010, 12:05 PM
hahaha...I like this thread...
ep3steez
10-14-2010, 04:18 PM
Take a pic of you banging his sister on the hood of your EP, then send it to him asking whose car is nicer.

Damn, this thread is great
abstract
10-14-2010, 04:59 PM
rent a supercar for a day... elise's are cheep then fuck her sister in it