male or female ????

[los]

are eps males or females ???? lol i see people refer to them as "she" but when i used to race mine legally of course ;) i would say " good job lil buddy you did good " lol or " just one more good run lil man " lol opinions are all welcome just wanna know what other people think !!

[AttarixEp]

They're lesbians. To people you that don't personally know your ep. It's a she. But when I go to work on mine or when I used to come up to a race on the street. I would give it a pep talk and say buddy. So I say very butch lesbians possibly pre opp.

[Euro-Yellow-Ep3]

I vote she, because mine is called Mackenzie.

[ep3k20]

They're lesbians. To people you that don't personally know your ep. It's a she. But when I go to work on mine or when I used to come up to a race on the street. I would give it a pep talk and say buddy. So I say very butch lesbians possibly pre opp.

lmao ^^^


I consider mine a dirty whore, and just like a whore i treat her like filth. Do i pay? Of course I pay... that is of course if she rides nicely, and throws my head back into my seat... then and only then i treat her like royalty, and wax her and give her the "full detailed hand job"

[los]

mines a he cuz it got ballzzz lol no but i refer to it as a he when we accomplish something lol

[ep3k20]

mines a he cuz it got ballzzz lol no but i refer to it as a he when we accomplish something lol

so...its like a guy on guy kinda thing? and when you say you "accomplish something" you really mean "climax together" ?

[los]

of course by climax i mean the moment i hit the my E lights to show i won but sometime premature at the sound of THE VTEC !! lol

[AttarixEp]

so...its like a guy on guy kinda thing? and when you say you "accomplish something" you really mean "climax together" ?

Haha! Boy have I had that happen.

[los]

lol only ep guys would admit and agree so such a thing !!! ahahaha

[AttarixEp]

I'm thinking your mods may determine male or female in the end.

[ep3k20]

Haha! Boy have I had that happen.

its so messy :mcry:

[los]

lol well mines my lil buddy when we run so mines a dude for sure

[junevtec]

mines a she

[ep3k20]

I'm thinking your mods may determine male or female in the end.

have you ever seen a really muscular body building gay guy? rest my case

[los]

actually yes!! theyre everywhere !!

[ep3k20]

actually yes!! theyre everywhere !!


oh i know, im saying it as like a really good thing :gheywa: heyo!

[los]

oh ok i get lol

[AttarixEp]

have you ever seen a really muscular body building gay guy? rest my case

So yours is a gay guy? Do you still climax together?

[los]

now thats just weired !

[ep3k20]

So yours is a gay guy? Do you still climax together?

oh we were talking about cars? i meant um ya....

[los]

lol i know im just messin wit ya and that a yes ? think lol

[AttarixEp]

oh we were talking about cars? i meant um ya....

I must be on the wrong forum. I wondered why all those gay built guys didn't understand my thread on which head to use.

[los]

dont get it ?

[ep3k20]

I must be on the wrong forum. I wondered why all those gay built guys didn't understand my thread on which head to use.

lmfao i just pooped

[Blah1219]

I consider mine as a she. Her name would be "Milan" she's not the prettiest thing but she's going to be bitchin' when her rebuilt heart is done.

[los]

nice what heart transplant you getting

[Blah1219]

It's a hybrid heart which consists parts from the k20a, a2, a1, z1, z3, a3 and rdx. I did alittle homework.

[los]

nice idk what exactly your making but sounds fun !

[MajorJones]

Mine is a she. She doesn't bitch, she does what i say, sometimes she grinds and tries to act up but then i fill that bitch with fluid and run her hard and long to put her in her place. She knows where we stand...Right!?:mrolleyes:

[SkareKrow]

Mines Jessica Rabbit!

-SK

[los]

jessica rabbit ! nice mine dont have a name i might just name it O.D.B lol

[SkareKrow]

jessica rabbit ! nice mine dont have a name i might just name it O.D.B lol

Gansta fo.sho! Im digging it. Ol' Dirty Bastard! I feel you.

-SK

[sleepy ep3]

You should always refer to your car as a she. If its a he, then technically you play with the stick every time you drive, and like it.

[Guardian]

Mine's a alpha male:msmile:

[ep3k20]

You should always refer to your car as a she. If its a he, then technically you play with the stick every time you drive, and like it.

if this is the case, then i would definitely be a top.... i'm am NOT gonna be the one taking it

[Jmage]

It's a she because she makes my girlfriend jealous ;)

[HFPcivicSI]

Only vehicles I think of that would be "ladies" would be a boat usually.

My EP3 is a dude - You can get ball sacks to put on the back of your whip at this place if you want to let yo nuts hang.

www.trucknutz.com/

Lolol..

[Blah1219]

Only vehicles I think of that would be "ladies" would be a boat usually.

My EP3 is a dude - You can get ball sacks to put on the back of your whip at this place if you want to let yo nuts hang.

www.trucknutz.com/

Lolol..

So you like to play with your dudes stick and push his buttons and make him scream when things get sticky? Are you a guy or girl?

[ep3k20]

So you like to play with your dudes stick and push his buttons and make him scream when things get sticky? Are you a guy or girl?

Holy shit no way anyone is a girl replying to this thread we are such filth lol

[AttarixEp]

Holy shit no way anyone is a girl replying to this thread we are such filth lol

Would be nice to know if they consider their eps male or female.

[ep3k20]

Would be nice to know if they consider their eps male or female.

only thing they should be doing is cooking, cleaning, and having kids. they don't have time for ep's so its irrelevant. women oppression....its a bitch :mcool:

[HFPcivicSI]

So you like to play with your dudes stick and push his buttons and make him scream when things get sticky? Are you a guy or girl?

Hey I dont want to hear about how your prom date went lol. Dont ever touch my cars . Relax and quit being a weirdo lol.

[Drunken Yak inc]

Cars are chicks... Period. They're sexy, they can be temperamental, they bring out jealousy in other men and I spend entirely way to much time rubbing on my car for it to be a dude.

[rd02SiR]

It's a she. I'm the only one who can get in her, turn her on, then get her all wet afterwards.


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[gtmeoutofwi]

only thing they should be doing is cooking, cleaning, and having kids. they don't have time for ep's so its irrelevant. women oppression....its a bitch :mcool:



I am a girl, and my car is a girl... I suppose I'm bi since I'm dating a dude, but prefer my cars to be female...

And as a side note: I cook, I clean, I take BC (no kids here....), and I personally wax my car to make HER beautiful when I'm kicking your guys' butts on the line :)

......just sayin'

[ep3k20]

I am a girl, and my car is a girl... I suppose I'm bi since I'm dating a dude, but prefer my cars to be female...

And as a side note: I cook, I clean, I take BC (no kids here....), and I personally wax my car to make HER beautiful when I'm kicking your guys' butts on the line :)

......just sayin'


Shouldn't you be burning your bra or something? woman,men are talking here









In your defense my GF is talking so much shit to me for typing that ...especially since she just cooked....and cleaned..... thats a good woman right there ...just like she is supposed to be

[SHHEP3@UB]

You misogynist bastards, objectifying woman and perpetuating the stereotype of the male dominated car culture.

Ok, so my EP is a chick, because she totally has me whipped. "You want what now? But I just payed for... Fine! Just take my wallet!"

[ep3k20]

You misogynist bastards, objectifying woman and perpetuating the stereotype of the male dominated car culture.

Ok, so my EP is a chick, because she totally has me whipped. "You want what now? But I just payed for... Fine! Just take my wallet!"


are you drunk :mrolleyes:

[los]

wow!!!! lol

[SkareKrow]

wow!!!! lol
Ya see what you started.... :roll::lol::tehe:


Would be nice to know if they consider their eps male or female.
Yeah it would be. I'll tell my lady to read this post and comment on it. She does have an ep :mwink:

only thing they should be doing is cooking, cleaning, and having kids. they don't have time for ep's so its irrelevant. women oppression....its a bitch :mcool:

Ill disagree with you on somethings... I think it is quite sexy knowing that a woman can handle a stick from first to fifth or the sixth round :smile::)

[los]

i know man "jerry jerry jerry !!!!" lol

[gtmeoutofwi]

Shouldn't you be burning your bra or something? woman,men are talking here









In your defense my GF is talking so much shit to me for typing that ...especially since she just cooked....and cleaned..... thats a good woman right there ...just like she is supposed to be


BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Burning my bra... Maybe I would if I didn't enjoy watching you males fumble with the clasps so much :)

[gtmeoutofwi]

Ya see what you started.... :roll::lol::tehe:


Yeah it would be. I'll tell my lady to read this post and comment on it. She does have an ep :mwink:


Ill disagree with you on somethings... I think it is quite sexy knowing that a woman can handle a stick from first to fifth or the sixth round :smile::)


It's even sexier when we're wearing 5" heels.... And it is so much harder than it sounds, lol :) Thanks for the open support, on and off the road ;)

[los]

clasps ? ahahah not me one hander right here !!

[whatsvtec]

Mine wears a bra. No clue if it's a he or she. But it's name is "The Polished Turd"

[ep3k20]

It's even sexier when we're wearing 5" heels.... And it is so much harder than it sounds, lol :) Thanks for the open support, on and off the road ;)

i take that shit off with my eyes cha ching

[ep3k20]

clasps ? ahahah not me one hander right here !!

i call BS

[los]

nope ! no bs

[ep3k20]

Only thing you can do with one hand is open your door to your car ...everything else requires needle nose pliers lol

[los]

on a car maybe on a female no lol

[Drunken Yak inc]

It's even sexier when we're wearing 5" heels....

You can drive a stick, while wearing 5" heels... Right here, right now, you are the hottest woman on the planet! lol

[ep3k20]

^^ this x5829474729

[Popeye]

I guess we all should text that number above 15 times an hour....

[rufiogeezee]

Mien was a very sexy lady. a little rough around the edges, but when you strarted her up, caressed her and talked sweet to her, she got the job done

[queso]

mines a guy
and the only guy id truly love

its called the cheessmobile

[los]

the cheese mobil nice lol whats your deal with cheese if you dont mind me asking

[queso]

the cheese mobil nice lol whats your deal with cheese if you dont mind me asking

the homies call me cheesie :)
so why not name my babys cheesssss, right? haha

btw

sup los
ive been meeting up people round anaheim but go to lake elsinore on the weeekdns
who knows i might see u round riverside one of this days

liike u car too!

[los]

oh thats not my car lol just a pic of one i liked and lake elsinore ? i live in close by elsinore so might run into you what goes on there ? a meet or something ?

[Her-Name's-Ally]

The cheesemobile is familiar with ally's fine tail lights ahaha mine is a girl of course.
I try and take care of her, I dont even let anyone watch me wash her cause shes naked.
Los Im going to cheesies house withen the next few weekends we should all meet up

[los]

if i can clean my car up a bit id be down but right now its destroyed need to work on it need to put on some new bumpers and a clutch lmk if i can have it in decent shape by then i might stroll through

[Her-Name's-Ally]

sure, are you in riverside? cause we are in orange county that is not too far.

[tinman5]

All my cars and trucks have ever been refered to as females. Its to keep me in line, to be mindful and appreciative. So that I always remember how to treat them.
And much like real women, all cars have a character, a personality to them.
My S13 was abused and neglected, she is temperamental but headstrong. I gave her a good home, built her with time patience and love. And like someone that grew up neglected and is given love and hope, there is nothing she won't do for me. I give her my best and she tries hard not to fail me. She is that down ass girl that is down for whatever.
My GTI is kinda spoiled. A little high maintenance, like all German cars, a little needy. Damn check engine light...but that exhaust note, that low deep rumble that gets muscle car guys attention, the leather interior and a face that looks more mad than happy. A glass of wine and a cocktail dress.
Then theres the EP. That all around awesome girl we all know. Cute, good sense of humor down for a beer and some wings. Energetic and a little sassy but not the most confident girl out there.
Yeah, those are my girls.

[Her-Name's-Ally]

I like that. I have Ally, shes always been so sweet to me, she doesnt mind being dirty for a few days cause she knows im busy and she has never let me down. She is sweet but she is tough too. She doesnt like to back down from anyone; even if I want to. She is growing up fast, I mean shes already 8 (like 21 in car years) almost brings a tear to my eye.

[sleepy ep3]

Silvia doesn't like being dirty, or driving slow. She gets pissed if I act like a lame, and don't give it to her hard. I reward her with multiple frequent waxings and polish, taking the wheels off to clean her calipers and wheels, and making sure she is full of 15w50 Mobil 1, and safe in the garage.

She rewards me by destroying SS camaros, egos, vipers, vettes, lancer evos, and pretty much any street machine we go up against, unless they are heavily modded.


It's a good relationship.

[tinman5]

That is as it should be.
For now though my EP will have to be satisfied destroying Corollas, old 4 door civic Type Rs, Chevy Cavalier Type Rs, V6 Mustang GT-Rs, and an assortment of Buick and Neon Type Rs and Si's. Its not as glamorous, but somebodys gotta do it.

[Her-Name's-Ally]

That is as it should be.
For now though my EP will have to be satisfied destroying Corollas, old 4 door civic Type Rs, Chevy Cavalier Type Rs, V6 Mustang GT-Rs, and an assortment of Buick and Neon Type Rs and Si's. Its not as glamorous, but somebodys gotta do it.

I second, ally enjoys lol'ing at ricers < 2002

[queso]

if i can clean my car up a bit id be down but right now its destroyed need to work on it need to put on some new bumpers and a clutch lmk if i can have it in decent shape by then i might stroll through


let us know when u get u stuff together
might be 4 ep3's rolling round the mountains or sometin
just wanna have some fun and meet some ep3'ers