The Cold hearted "Nick names" Of the Great EP3

[HenHouseSuprise]

ive got egg, mini minivan, i get the ocassional "this isnt a focus" or "with the shifter up here(crazy hand movement)"

i call her Gwen.

but i call the engine Jack the Reep3r. =)

[BlackEP9]

Never had a bad comment...ever.
Usually its just, thats a nice car, what is it???
Since I de-badged the front, people sometimes crane their necks as I go by trying to figure out what just passed.

[shusi]

most of the time i just get the "cool shifter" or the "is that a 2008? i've never seen it before"

[PROTOCRACK]

my wife says it looks pregnant:

[ThrottleJock]

I and everybody I know have been calling mine "The Egg", "Eggie", or "Egg Si" for years now.

It's the ugly little car that you love to hate, haha.

[RHCP0801]

dustbuster

[S0CalEP3]

"hey lets go ride in the dick shifter" ............................ -_-

[MOOGEN]

"hippo" uhonno!?!

[clandestine2]

My sister always calls mine a Focus. Every time it happens, I die a little inside....

But seriously, my ep is euro yellow, which my friend turned into urine yellow, and then the urinator

[SHHEP3@UB]

i don't know all about you guys, but i usually get confused for porsches and ferraris. one time a guy asked me if it was a limited run Aston Martin

[bzzt]

i don't know all about you guys, but i usually get confused for porsches and ferraris. one time a guy asked me if it was a limited run Aston Martin

Porches and ferraris? Don't you mean "pintos and fiestas"?

[pjnoto]

yea seriously. wasnt it designed by pininfarina?

[bzzt]

yea seriously. wasnt it designed by pininfarina?

If it were then wouldn't it look like this?
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[renovator]

i once convinced someone it was a limited-run 3-door fit. only 47 in the country and i've got number 45. and he went along with it.

"wow you're really lucky!"
"yea man..."

i didnt have it in me to tell him otherwise, because i swore i thought he was just playing along.

i've gotten:
hybrid
electric car
what's wrong with your odyssey?

the best though was one time i was parked outside the quick check by my house, some white-trash juicer who came straight out of the gym wearing tims was like "I'LL EAT YOUR TOY" i was like "excuse me?" he goes "who owns this car? i'll eat it. meet me on 78" as he hops into his mustang. i shit you not, he scoffs at my car and rolls away. if i couldn't have cared less, i woulda followed him and embarassed him thoroughly. meh.

[brownryce]

i think focus and matrix hurt the most....*ouch...